Salute Masters Comp
The first annual Masters Skateboard competition went down last weekend on ANZAC Day. This event will be an annual fixture on the skateboarding calendar so book it in for next year. I heard squatty scam and the grummpy old men got a hotel room and started greek wrestling like little kids. results and a wrap up of the days events may be found
here.
Summer Hill Comp
this west side massive competition was about as low tech as possible. We had
Darren Kahne as MC,
Chad Ford, AHA & myself judging. the highlight of this event was the "Dames on skates" division, possibly the first trans gender competition, for kids that couldn't skate well. they had to skate while dressed up in womens clothing, it was hilarious! One kid went down the bank blind folded, hit the pyramid & flew straigh to his head..LOL! He instantly won 1st place. This down & dirty comp was unreal, hopefully we will see more. big thanks to the organizers.
Party night Tony Hawk after party at
my place:
samps from
(revolutionasc),
Trevor Ward,
Renton Millar,
Ben
Bodnar, luke,
Lily &
fara, what a fkn night! smashed a case of beer, bottle of sambucca,
Ben
Bodnar's home made bottle of bourbon, 2 bottles of cock sucking
cowboys,
Renton Millar's 6 pack included a 1 hour long
lecture that will convert any non sk8r in to a devoted tool of the
industry. girls making house on the kitchen floor, giggling like
drunken fools. We started baiting
Renton Millar that
Michael Mulhall does bigger ollies, while
Trevor Ward was posting it on skateboard.com.au, read more
here.
Bondi Lily wanted to visit bondi but i didn't,
rather than not go i dropped her off & said i'll be back in 2
hours. (like that's gonna happen) went home, watched a movie, met
Ben Bodnar & left for bondi. by the time we
arrived it was twilight, however it was easy to spot the singaporean
as she was the only person using a towel as a blanket on beach. also
a bird shitted on
Ben
Bodnar while we got back into the car. (
Lily
Hamid's comment of the trip: only seen 2 hot men since i've been
here)
Kings Cross, chris went to the toilets & while
he was pissing, he could feel the spray rebounding on him. after
changing direction he realised it wasn't his piss but the mans next
to him. (btw chris seems to always know where camera is)
Strip Club: time to check out what the kings cross
has to offer, we chose the smallest club by mistake, like the size
of a bedroom with stadium seating mirrors covering the facing
wall. could have been an old indy cinema. with no stripper pole! fuk
it was so bad they begged us to buy beer b4 sitting. (like that'll
make the girls look prettier) the line up was so bad, they looked
like the bench warmers, from a shelf that expired decades ago! one
of them asked
Ben
Bodnar if he'd like to go up stairs, he asked how much & for
what? she said $165 for one hour of sex. we declined the crack
whores offer & bailed.
Mardi Gras was insane, everywhere we looked there
was a magicians going *poof*. to our right was a bunch of straight
chix flashing there knockers for pictures & attention. (fkn
yummy)
Ben
Bodnar couldnt take his eyes off them. while we were in a bar
Ben Bodnar looked like he was picking up ladies,
instead they were asking if he was gay & interested in their
male friends....ROFL!
Bondi Bowlarama 2009: what a day by the time i
arrived it was rained out. met all the crew at the after party,
chaddy helped me get off to a good start with some free drink cards,
aha flowed me a new helmet (suggesting something?).
Wayneos fan
bashed
Bob
Burnquist lol,
Trevor Ward was grabbing everones dick as usual,
Jake Duncombe was avoiding the police..ha! Stewart got into a fight
with
Nate Dog & Manimal from melbs. boy what a night!!
Asian xgames 2007 Before the comp we found water
jets sticking out of the pool & started squirting each other. If
u put half ur thumb over the jet, it becomes super powerful!
Jackson Pills aimed for this old chinese man
sitting in the pool & started squirting him in the face. The
chinese man moved his head from left to right, trying to avoid the
spray, but couldn't escape the torture.
Jackson
Pills didnt stop until the old chinese man left the
pool..haha!
After the comp we celebrated with a few drinking
games, involving a bottle of Absinth, toilet papaer & a 5c coin.
At the xgames after party,
Skunk lost his new camera,
Josh
Rouillon lost his pants &
humped Ben Bodnar in 7 eleven..lol
Renton Millar was so drunk he couldnt stand up but
somehow kept screaming SPIN..SPIN.
Trevor Ward stole a girls dress & wore it out.
At the end of the night we rockstarred
Dominic Kekich &
Shane Wallace's room.. RIP Malaysian x games!
